This song is soooooo ignorant--but HYSTERICAL. Mike Patton's vocal gymnastics and lunatic lyrics really make this song more than just a chuckle.

Gods...the Handsome Family. This is one of the eeriest songs I've ever heard. This is another one of those "inspired a novel" songs.

Mazzy Star makes me want to move to Wyoming and fall in love with a blonde, long-faced girl from a horse farm.

This is one of the prettiest, happiest, most awesome songs ever written. It needs a video full of swirling lights and animal costumes.

Emilie Autumn...So hot. So deranged. The perfect woman for me! This song, though, should be the theme to the next James Bond movie.

THIS IS MY MOTHERFUCKING JAM! I'm dying for your sins on the dancefloor--can't you see?! This song makes me want to explode.

UH-OH! This song'll smack you right in the mouth.

This song is actually by The O'Kaysions, and features one of THE greatest basslines in history. You better aks somebody!

The song so awesome I'm writing a short novel based on it.

The Comateens...only THE greatest New Wave band, like, EVER.

Oh my GODS, this song makes me want to take my dwarven warhammer--sacred to Kord--and go pillaging a human stronghold.

"The dashboard melted but we still had the radio!" <-- one of the best lines I've ever heard in a dance jam.

Oldskool FLA smackin' you right upside yer eardrums!

This is my favoritest song in the entire universe. I must've listened to it about twenty million times in the past thirtysome years....

If it weren't for this song, the opening credits for Watchmen wouldn't've been as awesome as they were.

If it weren't for this song, the opening credits for Watchmen wouldn't've been as awesome as they were.

Starsailor is criminally underappreciated.

says: Steampunk Björk? Múm meets Tori Amos meets Dresden Dolls? This is some of the coolest stuff I've heard in *months*.

This song sounds like an artifact from the early 1980s remastered using contemporary technology.

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